1. For every action, there is an equal and opposite malfunction.

  2. To err is human… to blame your computer for your mistakes is even more human; in fact it is downright natural.

  3. He who laughs last probably made a back-up.

  4. If at first you don’t succeed, blame your computer.

  5. A complex system that does not work is invariably found to have evolved from a simpler system that worked just fine.

  6. The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

  7. A computer program will always do what you tell it to do, but rarely what you want it to do.

  8. When computing, whatever happens, behave as though you meant it to happen.

  9. When you get to the point where you really understand your computer, it’s probably obsolete.

  10. The first place to look for information is in the section of the manual where you least expect to find it.

  11. When the going gets tough, upgrade.

  12. When you need to send an email quick, that’s when the modem won’t connect!


Originally Alameda Typewriter, ABM COMPUTERS has served the entire San Francisco Bay Area with professional, first-rate IT support and computer sales from the same location since 1939. Building on decades of experience, along with a dedicated team, we continue to provide in-shop and on-site standout, services and comprehensive, affordable solutions for all your computing needs.

Posted on November 21, 2013, in Computer Advice. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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